MORE?!

Video games tell it like it is.

The official delegation vehicle for Steve Land.

Too much free time.

What kind of monster you ask? A scary one!
His name is Blark-narc-vlick-mac-blip'c

Microsoft's hand writing analysis.

And more!

More drawing!

NOW IN COLOR!

Randomness!

With my new tablet, I can now draw things!

Modern Art

More modern art made with a bug in the tablet software.

More Pictures!

Here's some more junk to waste you time with!

Parenting 101:
Do NOT feed children to animals with sharp teeth.

SWEET!
Ever wanted to know how to shoot something you probably never will?

That's what he gets for riding a scooter.

Only in Japan.
(Apologies to Ben for yelling at his toilet post.)

"That's right, see that sign right over there?
It says: NO FISHING"

Did you ever wonder where it came from?
Wonder no more.

This is how rich people make ordinary tasks seem like more fun

I wonder if he gets to keep his job...

That's right kids, NOT in the eyes, nose,
or.. well, you get the picture.. er.. pictures

Basket ball.. Shopping basket ball.. er. cart basketball...
Man, I wish I would have thought of this.

Upon hearing the creaking and the popping, Max decides he shouldn't have
had the second helping of "ma's" famous corn bread.

I'm still trying to decide if this should be framed as art,
or if the maintenance man should be fired.

More Sniglets

Wrecktified (wreck’ tiff fied) n. A room that has a messy quality.

Numified (Numb’ a fied) a. The state one becomes once they have listened to Steve too long.

Poppage (Pop’ edge) 1. N. Referring to can of soda 2. V. Referring to a request to open the trunk of a car.

Speeling (S Peal’ ing) n. the act of peeling a word apart, removing the letters that aren’t necessary or duplicated. (ex. The word “Mississippi” can be written as “misp” because all duplicate letters are removed.)

Lexecon (lĕks ee-kŏn') n. a fake word to confuse a reader.

Florbiting (Floor' bit ting) n. Gurgling and flipping of the stomach. (Example: “Ech. I don’t feel well, my stomach is florbiting”)

Flob (Flô’b) n. Excessive garbage, Corpulence, or just all around junk.

Incendopatellatersumination (it’s up to you to pronounce it) n. the act of putting someone into the dishwasher

(Example “If I ever see you again, I will Incendopatellatersuminate you!”)

Special thanks to Tim J. for his word “flob” and Michael M. for “Incendopatellatersumination”