Evil Glitter!

Yay! you've just got a present, and you burst into it with exuberance and POW suddenly there's
EVERYWHERE!

Now, what do you do?
At this point you have four options:

1. Vacuum
2. Shower
3. Move to a new house
   
4. Cry

Perhaps you have had this happen to you.


BUT! It's not only presents that have the curse of the evil glitter.
I was recently in a motel when I crawled into bed and unveiled the glitter!
I was terrified, a shriek tried to leave my lungs, but nothing would come.
There it was, glittering, shining, ready to attack and permanently affix its self to my personage.
I ran out of the motel screaming.


I believe that glitter is one of the unstoppable evils of this world.
I propose that we ban all glitter products from the earth.