Stick With It!

Yeah, it's been a while.

This cartoon is especially lame.

IT'S MINE!

A friend called me about an ad on Craig's list.. He was interested in the leather couch and since I was less than a block away, I told him I'd check it out.

The Craig's List ad said:

Free estate items. Leather couch and loveseat. Another 3 seat couch and love seat, kitchenware and dishes and misc. Knick knacks and pictures in frames. Today from 10am to 11am... Please no emails back, just be there.

9:50 AM I pulled up to the house... and saw this:

I walked around and talked to some of the people there.

Right at 10 am, the garage door opened..

And EVERYONE RAN...

Before the garage door was all the way open,

two big guys jumped on the couch and said:

"I got it first, I got it first! IT'S MINE!"

The guy that jumped best, is just out of the frame on the left.
The one that was yelling is in the red.
The lady on the right was yelling at him.

This is the most exciting day I've had in a while.

This gives me ideas.. If people would kill each other for a leather couch, just think what they would do for something better....

Seth: An Adventure for a Sharp Pencil

Ephesians 5:15-16

Look carefully then how you walk, not as unwise but as wise, making the best use of the time, because the days are evil. -esv

I have 2 online college courses. I usually take the test on the very last day, and somehow, I’m actually ready to take the test today, a full 3 days before the last possible day.. But as I got ready to take the test, I realized that my pencil was broken!

OH NO! I cried.

Why do I need a pencil for an online class? I don’t know.. I might, and well, you never know when you need a sharp pencil. On my way to the sharpener, I realized that my room needed some cleaning!

So, I pulled out the vacuum and began to sweep.. As I swept, I glanced out my window.

Imagine my shock to find that there were weeds growing. Me, oh my.. I said to myself. I must get those pulled before they get out of hand!

Shortly after pulling all the weeds, I noticed the lawn needed to be mowed, and knowing that a thing like mowing shouldn't be put off, I quickly sprung to action.

After all that hard work, I sat down to a nice bowl of popcorn to reward myself for a job well done.
Joe suddenly burst into my room, yelling at me that it's time to play chess. Although I needed to do my test, I was willing to be selfless and put my sibling first.

We played.... and played.. and

And before we knew it, the clock struck nine.

As I was heading to the pencil sharpener, out of the corner of my eye, I noticed that the living room needed to be straightened up. After all that work, I heard Beth call..

Beth's wall: the only place you can find "Seth." A random picture she displays, to all who are brave enough to enter her room.

"I didn't call you," she replies. "Get back to work," she says.

Just as I was about to sharpen my pencil, so I could finally take my test.. I noticed that the dishes needed to be washed. Out of the goodness of my heart, I took the task upon myself.

As I scrubbed all the pots, pans, plates, forks, spoons, knives, and anything else I could find in the dishwasher, I suddenly realized that my motorcycle needed to be washed! Although I knew that my school was calling, the pencil needed to be sharpened, but washing the motorcycle was a task that couldn't be put off.

After a fine job-well-done, I selflessly cut up an orange and shared it with the family. Although they were all sleeping, I know that they would have enjoyed eating it as much as me.

Finally, I was able to sharpen that pencil.....

I finished sharpening, and looked up.. lo and behold, I was almost out of day.

Imagine that.. well, I still have two full days to do my test....

UH OH! I broke my pencil.

Stick With It!

Stick With It!

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Love em, hate em, confused? I would love to know what you think.

I took a self-portrait of myself.

"It's deja vu all over again." "It was a sudden and unexpected surprise." "He was a corrupt politician."





What, you may ask, do these have in common? That's right, they are all redundant.
I recently watched a commercial for "Ninja Assassin" a new movie that came out late last year. I really wish I could have been there when they decided on the name of this movie.. I bet it went something like this..

Producer 1 "We should name it something cool, like Return of the Ninja"
Producer 2 "Ninjas are cool."
Producer 1 "Yeah, people like ninjas"
Producer 3 "I like people that kill people.. what do you call those?"
Producer 1 "Those are called assassins"
Producer 3 "We should use that in the title.."
Producer 2 "How about Return of the Assassin?"
Producer 1 "How about Return of the Ninja Assassin?"

.......all pause.. looking at each other.....

Unison "NINJA ASSASSIN!"

My only question is.. aren't ninjas already assassins? like isn't the point of a ninja to go around killing people and getting away? So, isn't the title of this move sorta redundant? "Ninja Ninja? Killer Assassin??

Movies are stupid.

Eventually...

I'll get my act together and post some finished cartoons.. I have been far too busy relaxing to get any cartoons drawn. Perhaps tomorrow will be the day that I'll get out the ole brain out of storage.

Until then, please enjoy this amazing invention. I would highly suggest buying enough for you and all your friends.

Poll

IF A WATER FALL IS FALLING WATER, IS SNOW A WATER FALL?

You bet!	2 (25%)
No way!	3 (37%)
This is stupid.	1 (12%)
Ha! uh.. wait.. HUH?	2 (25%)

Thank you to all who voted. Now we all know that snow is actually not falling water.

It is a form of H2O, but it is not water. Water is the liquid state of H2O.

Amen.

Stick With It!

Stick With It!

Woodchuck!

The correct answer is 2. Good job to all those that answered the correct answer.
SHAME on all that were WRONG!
Here is a picture of a Woodchuck, groundhog, prairie dog thing.

1^st Choice “2” with a total of 6 votes (33%)

Choice “HUH?” Tied for 1^st place with a total of 6 votes (33%)

2^nd Choice “2.89 million” with a total of 2 votes (11%)

Choice “What is the deal?” tied for 2^nd place with a total of 2 votes (11%)

3^rd Choice “34” with a total of 1 vote (5%)

Choice “Would it chuck wood?” tied for last place with a total of 1 vote (5%)

Since I really didn't know what the right answer was, I would have to say that "huh" is also quite valid.

Chickadeeamus Grandous

The corpulent Chickadeeamus. Known commonly as the rotund ground bird. These birds are commonplace outside fast food joints, and burger houses. It is not uncommon to see them flightless and or sitting.

That's interesting... AND MORE!

Busy, busy, busy!
I guess I've collected some interesting pictures, and here they are!
This is the reason I try not to blog late at night.

Just because you are thinking big, doesn't mean you are thinking right.

Really bad picture timing.

Sometimes it better to leave the closeups to the professionals.

What was he thinking?
I mean, yeah, those are some sweet tats, but really?

Our soldiers perfecting their skills of blending in.

EVERYONE needs a pair of these..

Perhaps, somehow it feels like an escalator.

chick fil a

A totally amped up store.

A bully in training...
"make fun of my pink socks, will you..."

At just under 2 pounds, these puppies were a must have of the 80's
And to answer all the questions, yes, having one of these made you cool.

As if the tiger suit wasn't fun enough.

Probably best to finish the instruction manual before takeoff.

The only problem with driving on a frozen lake.

Doesn't wake boarding look fun!?

Never worry about getting bothered while you sleep again..
Unless it's hunting season.

You don't have to be big to be noticed, just mean.

Now, here are some words that can be added to your vocabulary

Smakoojerdood (Sma Koo' Jar Dude) nound. The state of being indeeded astonishded


Nound (Now nd') n. The word that means much the same thing as a noun, but much more powerful

Indeeded (In deed' ed) v. The act of receiving a deed or action. (example: Bob was indeeded the astonishdedment of Tom's action)

Astonishded (ə-stŏn'ĭsh-mən ed) n. The state of being more marveling than previously.