Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Ground zero

After moving the piles of bloggers that passed out near the "fall out"zone, our reporter has finally broken through. Roland D. Hill told us that the mayhem was almost too much to handle, but he knew that the news must get through. Early this afternoon he told us that the catastrophe was much worse than originally thought. "Buildings are down, people running around aimlessly screaming.. It's crazy, it's just insane." Mr. Hill remarked. He later told us that this weakened the community so much that there's a possibility of collapse in the immediate area. Our other source, Pete Moss, was only able to make it within 23 feet of the epicenter, and he remarked "It's horrible, simply horrible" We pressed him for more, but he just kept muttering something about all the pretty little horses.. In the light of the tragedy, the president of the blogosphere, Harold M Pitts, Harry as he likes to be called, said "I be very sadly because of what community suffering" he went on to note that the blogosphere may have trouble keeping up with the massive posting abilities of the one that is now gone forever. He parted with these words "Dude, I'm sad to see you go"

5 comments:

Jowy said...

Has there been a state of emergency declared yet?

Mr. Creep said...

KODOL! I didn't die or anything :-)

Oh... You wanted me dead...

Sorry to dissapoint you :'(

LOL!

School Boy said...

Deleting your blog is as close as you can come to the real thing without actually doing it.

Tyler Weaver said...

destroying a world controlled by a worm is a real tragedy.

who will be the first to respond to this national tragedy and get the sympathy vote, will it be McCain or Obama?

Peter said...

Obama