Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The People Have Spoken

  1. More signs of intelligence 7 votes (41%)
  2. More! 5 votes (29%)
  3. What does this have to do with saving the planet? 4 votes (23%)
  4. Nothing. 1 votes (5%)
  5. Less. 0 votes (0%)
And the winner is!
More signs of intelligence.
Thank you to all who wasted their time with voting.

Now, to please the public, Here is the post with more...


I'm sorry.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Stick With It!

Sarah M. shows us the lighter side of money.

I'm sure that I could have worded it better, but between school and work..
Excuses, excuses.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Chickadeeamus Grandous

The corpulent Chickadeeamus. Known commonly as the rotund ground bird. These birds are commonplace outside fast food joints, and burger houses. It is not uncommon to see them flightless and or sitting.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009


The chickadees are active, noisy and social birds. The chickadees are highly adaptable and, after the corvids (crows and jays) and parrots, amongst the most intelligent of all birds. It seems to me that these birds almost have a humming bird type of flight and hover. (this is how I waste my time and justify wasting it)

Monday, March 23, 2009

Selling My Motorcycle!

Well, it's been a great run..
A few reasons why it's been a good run; I haven't been pulled over, I haven't wrecked, and, as an added bonus for me, I'm still alive!

(ode to my motorcycle)
Oh, motorcycle, you were so fun.
I'm ready to sell you, 'cause I'm done.
We had our moments, it was a blast.
Some really close calls, but no road rasht. (save it beth)
Yes, it's really over, as you can see.
All under the guise of saving Mo'nee.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Stick With It!

Burgers are delicious!

Ever wanted to exchange something?
Perhaps a job?
Sarah M. Explores the possibilities.

Saturday, March 21, 2009


Video games tell it like it is.

The official delegation vehicle for Steve Land.

Too much free time.

What kind of monster you ask? A scary one!
His name is Blark-narc-vlick-mac-blip'c

Microsoft's hand writing analysis.

And more!

Friday, March 20, 2009

More drawing!



With my new tablet, I can now draw things!

Modern Art

More modern art made with a bug in the tablet software.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

More Pictures!

Here's some more junk to waste you time with!

Parenting 101:
Do NOT feed children to animals with sharp teeth.

Ever wanted to know how to shoot something you probably never will?

That's what he gets for riding a scooter.

Only in Japan.
(Apologies to Ben for yelling at his toilet post.)

"That's right, see that sign right over there?
It says: NO FISHING"

Did you ever wonder where it came from?
Wonder no more.

This is how rich people make ordinary tasks seem like more fun

I wonder if he gets to keep his job...

That's right kids, NOT in the eyes, nose,
or.. well, you get the picture.. er.. pictures

Basket ball.. Shopping basket ball.. er. cart basketball...
Man, I wish I would have thought of this.

Upon hearing the creaking and the popping, Max decides he shouldn't have
had the second helping of "ma's" famous corn bread.

I'm still trying to decide if this should be framed as art,
or if the maintenance man should be fired.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

More Sniglets

Wrecktified (wreck’ tiff fied) n. A room that has a messy quality.

Numified (Numb’ a fied) a. The state one becomes once they have listened to Steve too long.

Poppage (Pop’ edge) 1. N. Referring to can of soda 2. V. Referring to a request to open the trunk of a car.

Speeling (S Peal’ ing) n. the act of peeling a word apart, removing the letters that aren’t necessary or duplicated. (ex. The word “Mississippi” can be written as “misp” because all duplicate letters are removed.)

Lexecon (lĕks ee-kŏn') n. a fake word to confuse a reader.

Florbiting (Floor' bit ting) n. Gurgling and flipping of the stomach. (Example: “Ech. I don’t feel well, my stomach is florbiting”)

Flob (Flô’b) n. Excessive garbage, Corpulence, or just all around junk.

Incendopatellatersumination (it’s up to you to pronounce it) n. the act of putting someone into the dishwasher

(Example “If I ever see you again, I will Incendopatellatersuminate you!”)

Special thanks to Tim J. for his word “flob” and Michael M. for “Incendopatellatersumination”