Sunday, December 28, 2008

Stick With It!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Visit from Santa!

Santa came to our house early this morning, and thanks to 400 different hidden cameras, we have proof that he exists! Visit the album of Santa!
Somewhere in the middle of the album someone insane started rhyming, so if you feel sick after reading the captions.. that's why.

Remember, if you are young, catching Santa can lead to not getting presents.
Take this as your only warning.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Seven Tips for a Perfect Christmas!

Here are the best tips for having a perfect Christmas day.

#1. Say good bye to your money.. it will be the last time you see any for a while, so you might as well bid it farewell.

The next Thing I would strongly suggest to do, but is not on the list, is to re-familiarize yourself with the season, and what it is all about. Everyone knows that Wikipedia is the best site for very reliable information, so here you go! Christmas!

#2. Find the tree.. If you haven't done it by now, you probably are too late.. Good luck, and if you cant find a good one in town, there's always the National Forest.

#3. Once you find that perfect tree, you need to hack it down! Kill it, and hopefully you will burn it after you are done using it. :) (for our environmentalist friends)

If you don't want to go alone, take the whole family! Make sure not to forget crazy Uncle Earl, because of what happened last year!!

#4. Once you get that beautiful tree home,

you need to get it all decked! Go the whole nine yards.

Make sure the decor of the house matches the tree.. you wouldn't want to look stupid.. now would you..

Forget those ugly electric lights, use beautiful candles instead!

Make sure to use lots... if not for the pure brilliance of the candlelight, for the wondrous heat that it puts off. So pretty, so nice, so warm.. time for bed.

Suddenly a sound pierces the silence!
You know you've heard that noise before.. what could it be?
Ah, yes.. that's the smoke detector going off.. you suddenly think to yourself.. why is the detector going off? Am I baking something? no.. Am I... Oh! you remember suddenly.. the toaster! you left the toaster plugged in! As you race down the stairs, the lively crackling of the fire, becomes a deafening roar of your whole house on fire! Oh no! you forgot to blow out the candles on the tree!


Within 5 minute your whole house in engulfed... oops.. Maybe I'll skip the candles on next year's tree.

Forget about the house! you still have FOOD to look forward to!
#5. Food, with so many choices it may be hard to decide what to do. Don't worry though, I'm here to help you through this crisis! First you may think what kind of turkey you might like.

Traditional... Or..

Maybe you don't like turkey.. Maybe you like Ham! Again, so many choices, so here I am to help.

Traditional... OR..


Maybe You really don't like either of the main traditional meals, so you go with...


Or, if you really want to try something new.. you can always try some delicious dog!

Dog doesn't suit your fancy? Well, I've got just the thing..

Fruitcake!! (Not only does it never go bad, it can be used as a weapon)

#6. To make your Christmas the best it can be, make sure you get the right kind of music going!

Choirs are a really good way to start the day out right, and if you are lucky, you might even have carolers come to your door dressed as snowmen

You must chose the right mood music for your party, and I would suggest either playing the movie, or playing the record "A Charlie Brown Christmas" over and over again.. I would suggest something "Jazzy."

If you really feel "in the spirit" you should order a personal caroler, that will stand in your house 24 hours a day 7 days a week singing songs.. If you can't afford one, stroll over to the nearest school, and nab a kid, usually not the best idea, but they usually last through the holidays.

No I didn't forget about them..

#7. Presents.

Just remember, if it's not broken in an hour, it wasn't a good present.

More is always better.. Just think of it this way.. which would you rather have: 20 little toy cars, or 1 big one.. Me, it's always quantity over quality.. (it looks better under the tree too, makes it look like you are rich) Sparkly wrapping paper is a must, and as much glitter as the carpet will hold! A fire pit can come in handy in the living room, because not only can you burn all the debris from the unwrapping storm, if a child complains, you can instantly punish them by tossing the toy into the fire!

Let's not forget the reason for the season...

That's right! SANTA! Because without SANTA, Christmas just wouldn't be the same!

Santa is the most important part of Christmas, because, between him and the presents, there just isn't room for anything else.

Ok, ok.. Hopefully y'all really don't need a disclaimer, but just in case here it is. I was totally Joking. The reason for the season is Jesus, His birth and life!!
I am not to be held responsible for anyone taking the fake recommendations to heart, and destroying their Christmas.. I.E. if you kill yourself doing something stupid, don't come running back to me!

Hope you enjoyed it, and I would really appreciate any suggestions that I may have missed for next year!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Stick With It!

YAHOO! Yeah, look out... Another week gone, another stupid cartoon! Or maybe two of them...

Friday, December 19, 2008

Michael's Magnificent Magic!

Michael, Known from previous encounters: "Michael to the rescue," "As Requested," and "Heritage Photography." He finally shows a really useful talent... MAGIC!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Thank you GNO!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Stick With It!

As always input is always appreciated: comments, suggestions, and hate mail.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Good times with Santa

Well, it's that time of year when a bunch of homeless old men grow beards and dress up like a fictional character named Santa. Saturday we had the pleasure of going to Estes Park, and strolling up and down the junk stores! Inside one of the stores they had dressed up a old guy in a santa suit, and were charging money to get pictures with him. We were too cheap to pay for a picture, but we were still able to get out pictures with him. Do you know how we were able to do that? We cheated the system.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Stick With It!

Sorry the first is so small, you will have to click on it, to get the full effect. (if you want an effect, that is)

As always, suggestions, comments, hate mail, and money is always appreciated!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Random stuff!

Well, it's that time again. What time you ask? Time for random junk that I have come across while wasting time on the internet.

Finally, a place online that makes math FUN! .... or at least ugly. Cool Math!

Ever wanted to make up a fake disease? Well, here's a bunch of real ones! Infectious Diseases!

Here's a great picture I was able to snap at the front of the Best Buy line on black friday.

Here's a picture of my class room on the last day of class yesterday.

What comes from partying too much.

Yes, the leprechauns have upgraded.. they now drive old beat up cars.

Just in case you were worried about telling the guy on the other end of the line your social security number while getting that credit card last week.

MMM.... Delicious.

This is what happens when: your Dad is a property manager, you have too much time on your hands, and you happen to stumble upon a box labeled "Pookie"

"Steve, this is the fourth time this week. It still doesn't fit."

Indeed... I always wanted to do this, and now finally I can!

Forget that stupid sand castle! It's Mr. Sandman!

The snowman, realized that he had been beaten by the sandman on the coolness scale.

This was installed in the memory of Egbert.