Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Sniglets

Please go here for a full definition of "Sniglets"


Well, I figured that I have mastered all the words that are available to me, so I decided to make some new ones up.


Flosflingue (Floss' fling goo) - n. : The piece of junk that was between your teeth that goes flying after you dislodge it with a piece of floss.

Aquagarbubble (Aqua' Gar bubble) - v. "the act of speaking underwater"

Cumble (Come' bull) - v. "The act of trying to catch a cup that has slipped out of your fingers, but after about four times of almost catching it, it drops and shatters on the floor"

Warnsmakulation (Warn Smack' you lay shun) - n. "the event when a person doesn't read the warning label on a piece of equipment, breaks it or themselves, and then smacks their head with their hand"

Blop (blŏp) - v "The act of flopping down in a chair after a long day of work"

Undudish (Un dude' ish) - v "An act that is despicable in the sight of one's peers"

Yeliwhack (Yell ei whack') v- "The act of yelling loudly before striking something in hopes that it will increase the power of the hit"

Forescore (Four score') - n. "The warning given just before someone begins reciting historical facts"

Uhhuhok (Uh huh' oh kay) - adv. "A very strong agreement; In a manner that does not take an objection"

Yeahalright (yea all' right) -adv. Informal. "Meaning much the same as uhhuhok, but with some resistance to the idea of following advice"

Glip (guh lip') - v. "The act of acting better than everyone by raising the eyebrows, sticking out the chin, and talking with a British accent."

Morphlipulation (Mor flip u lay sion) - n. "The act or practice of practicing to make one's self into a different shape as to trick your mother into believing that you are not still in bed."

There are tons more online, but they are easy to make.
Just think of something that you do everyday then think, "what should this really be called?"



7 comments:

Mr. Worm said...

BWAAA, HAAA, HA!

Undudish was my favorite... Undudish... YEAH! It like speaks to me. (Oh, maybe because it is me... Ooops!)

Yeliwhack is great! I LOVE IT!

Thanks!

BTW, my spell checker tried to change "Yeliwack" to "Yellow cake."

Sarcastic Sally said...

Blan: (blaan)

A blat and a groan emitted in a single breath, due to the readiture of this blog.

Readiture: (reed it shur)

What you type when you forgetled the word "reading."

Forgetled: (fer git uhld)

A word said in place of the verb "to forget," used regularly by those who are confuzzled.

Confuzzled: (kun fyuze uhld)

The perpetual state of a mentally unstable person.


Mentally unstable person: (beth)

A nut.

Mr. Nerd said...

ATTACK OF MR NERD!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Whackabruise - n. "The act of punching someone several times consecutively in the same place."

Steven said...

good one!

Mr. Worm said...

So you're confuzzled, too, hu?

We should start a confuzzled club!

LOL, Anonymous :-)

Bob smily said...

example 2 for stoopid: MARINE