Monday, July 7, 2008

Evil Glitter!

Yay! you've just got a present, and you burst into it with exuberance and POW suddenly there's
EVERYWHERE!

Now, what do you do?
At this point you have four options:
  1. Vacuum
  2. Shower
  3. Move to a new house
  4. Cry
Perhaps you have had this happen to you.


BUT! It's not only presents that have the curse of the evil glitter.
I was recently in a motel when I crawled into bed and unveiled the glitter!
I was terrified, a shriek tried to leave my lungs, but nothing would come.
There it was, glittering, shining, ready to attack and permanently affix its self to my personage.
I ran out of the motel screaming.


I believe that glitter is one of the unstoppable evils of this world.
I propose that we ban all glitter products from the earth.

4 comments:

Abbey said...

Amen!

When I spill glitter everywhere, I just wait for people to track it all over the house, so I can say that it isn't mine to clean up. :P

Mr. Creep said...

KODOL! Very cool!

Glitter in your bed? What a fright!

Matt said...

Amen! You should add another option: 5. All of the above!

Deaf Beth said...

You wouldn't believe how hard it is to get glitter to show up in a picture...