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At this point you have four options:
- Vacuum
- Shower
- Move to a new house
- Cry
BUT! It's not only presents that have the curse of the evil glitter.
I was recently in a motel when I crawled into bed and unveiled the glitter!
I was terrified, a shriek tried to leave my lungs, but nothing would come.
There it was, glittering, shining, ready to attack and permanently affix its self to my personage.
I ran out of the motel screaming.

I believe that glitter is one of the unstoppable evils of this world.
I propose that we ban all glitter products from the earth.
4 comments:
Amen!
When I spill glitter everywhere, I just wait for people to track it all over the house, so I can say that it isn't mine to clean up. :P
KODOL! Very cool!
Glitter in your bed? What a fright!
Amen! You should add another option: 5. All of the above!
You wouldn't believe how hard it is to get glitter to show up in a picture...
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