BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!

Here is a list of things that will make your birthday the best EVER.

Start by reciting a brief life history (aprox 1-3 hours)


Next find nearest sibling and do the “victory dance” or fist bump with yourself.


Run around the house yelling “it’s MY birthday and all of y’all be LOSERS!”
Every time you unwrap a present yell “I WIN!”


Look down at one of the opened presents, and with a look of horror and say.. “I didn’t want this.” Hand a present to party attendee, and say “HERE… I DON’T WANT THIS ONE!”

Upon reaching the end of your gifts, ask repeatedly “Is that ALL?”


Start playing roughly with presents.. Upon breaking a gift come back to the person that gave it to you and politely ask for another. Make sure that you mention how SOME people actually put a thought into QUALITY.


Anytime you want ANYTHING, just scream at the top of your lungs until someone brings it to you.


Hopefully following this list will lead to the best birthday ever.